parory:

lesbeans-on-toast:

what do u guys call these? i call them woggles

breakfast

birchdoors:

minecraft creepers be like

bepeu:

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

kharah:

yeah physically i’m weak but emotionally i’m weaker

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin system

(Source: homofauxbic)

thepocketpencil:

lumnch:

I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny

mephedrones:

whotever… im donot have to listen to anybody

snout:

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

awholevarietyofstuff:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

😨

Originally posted by usedpimpa